Elf Barbarian Female Young Bald Blue

She was young, barely out of her teens. And she was bald, blue and beautiful. She was an elf, a barbarian – and she was the most fearsome warrior in all the land. Her name was Dungeons and Dragons, and she was the greatest hero the world had ever known.

She was born in the wilds of the north, in a land of snow and ice. Her parents were killed when she was still a child, and she was raised by wolves. When she was old enough, she set out into the world to make her own way. And she quickly became the stuff of legend.

There were those who said that she couldn’t be real – that she was nothing more than a figment of someone’s imagination. But those who met her knew better. She was as real as anyone could be, and her feats were legendary.

She fought dragons and defeated them, rescued princesses and slew monsters. She traveled to every corner of the world, and there wasn’t a person alive who didn’t know her name.

And then, one day, she disappeared. Some say she retired to a life of peace and quiet; others say that she died in battle. But whatever happened to her, one thing is certain: The world will never forget Dungeons and Dragons.